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Faith Demotivational Poster


FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by BrokenEye

rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm, #201737

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm, #201735

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm, #171326
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm, #171325
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm, #171323
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm, #171318
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm, #171309
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm, #171306
very nice!!


WALKING ON WATER -




FAITH -


TAGS: faith believe doubt
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Sho

EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:22 am, #238197
Too - frickin' - perfect!
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:52 pm, #237868
Agreed. Free "Kool-Aid" for everyone!
Sho - July 27, 2012, 7:26 pm, #237734
xD
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:11 pm, #237721
Hmmm, microwave…Fusion Activated Intensifies Thermal Heat…yup…..I believe
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:10 pm, #237720
Ah yes, faith. I know that one, and so does anyone that lives on the north Oregon coast…..I believe there really is a sun, and it dwells above the clouds, although I’ve never actually seen it…..I’ve taught my sons to also believe.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:36 pm, #237710
well played...
CloudchaserS - July 26, 2012, 11:17 pm, #237672
I believe there is a God and I think it's a horribly bad idea for one to just take some holy man's word for it without questioning what they say. Preachers intolerant of questions is a warning sign of a cult.
Sho - July 26, 2012, 11:08 pm, #237671
Ok. Will be my first post there lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2012, 11:04 pm, #237670
Yes, please do.5
spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:36 pm, #237665
Haha! 5weet. I believe... you should put this on religifake.


DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)


TAGS: do it yourself god jesus faith project cross
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Sean - November 22, 2010, 3:25 pm, #203619
And in the final panel, it looks like he's just popped a cross shaped ... well, you know?!
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:51 pm, #203326
If you're lugging that book around and following it by rote, yeah - it fits. Lugging the means of your own demise around to hinder your progress. It fits.
Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:06 pm, #174365
What looks like a forced march to your own crucifixion might somehow be in your best interests, but you just can't see it.
twihater2 - March 12, 2010, 11:19 am, #164052
Not about thinkers being alone, or about control. Its about accepting that His plan for us might not be pleasant always, but there is a purpose to all things that sometimes we are too shortsighted to see. Making it easier now might make it hard later.
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:58 am, #154131
Fortuneatly, what are the odds you'll be meandering around the grand canyon carrying a cross?
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:16 pm, #148821
Ummmm, have you ever been to church? That is the central message of all major religions! "Do what we say that the bible/koran/etc. says and don't question us. ever. for any reason.
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:09 pm, #148820
Oh, I get it. God wants you to suffer without knowing why. And the person who thinks for themselves and tries to better their lives, will be punished and left alone. What a wonderful message.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm, #136311
*cross
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm, #136310
And why is it shaped like a crass anyways if all you need is a plank? Are they planning on crucufying someone later? I'd say that the poster advocates poor carpentry practices. The Christians I know are way smarter than that.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:06 pm, #136309
So why did those selfish bastards ahead of him refuse to let him walk across one of theirs? It's called sharing. This poster is viciously anti-christian, and that's jsut plain wrong.
Chopperliscious - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm, #136285
I like the way he has managed to motifake a Christian message, without p***erting it, yet still making it work. I give it five for that alone. I will also give five to the person who CAN p***ert it (WITHOUT tunneling). How about - p***-Bear meets Jesus?
Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 11:30 am, #136281
Don't know where this come from but, 5/5, brother.
aerofiend - November 13, 2009, 11:20 am, #136278
This is the second of these comics that I have seen here, and I swear to you they've made more sense than every sermon that I've ever been to. Thanks mate.


TRUE FRIENDSHIP - Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends. John 15:13


TAGS: faith
Rating: 3.88/5

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sureok - June 28, 2012, 11:06 am, #236724
And it doesn't even mean death either....indeed CoudschaserS, a good saying to say the least.
sureok - June 28, 2012, 11:01 am, #236723
Very true! Good thing Jesus was the first one to mention it!!
CloudchaserS - June 27, 2012, 10:38 am, #236685
The great thing about that saying is that it's true no matter what faith one believes in.


FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut


TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm, #32143
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...


FAITH - Having faith is a good thing but following someone BLINDLY, might just be the worst mistake of your life.


TAGS: faith follower fail
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by pratham

pratham - December 31, 2011, 4:57 am, #227118
@mariand Thanks.
KoU - December 29, 2011, 10:45 am, #227050
As my mon tell me F**k yourselft xD
mariand - December 29, 2011, 4:10 am, #227044
well said


EDUCATION -


TAGS: religions faith indoctrination god atheism
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by forseti

Hawamleh - July 22, 2011, 7:54 pm, #221763
5iver
Verdeckt - July 22, 2011, 7:21 am, #221725
5weet pic


THE TRUTH -


TAGS: love loyalty faith
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - May 12, 2011, 9:07 pm, #218501
Amen, plutopooch. His only crime: he loved too much. Take 'er eeeesse, space.
spacedog - May 12, 2011, 7:33 pm, #218496
Aggy was one of the best.
spacedog - November 30, 2010, 5:26 pm, #204853
Touche'!


TRUST - Equal parts faith and hope that the universe is not about to screw you over.




HEAVEN - Only the faithful, or willing future heart patients get to experience it.




LOGIC - God created it, so God can hack it on it's basics. Problem? The Big Boss asked us just blind faith, not brain efforts!


TAGS: god trinity logic faith religion
Rating: 3.73/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:35 am, #239363
Makes sense to me.


STUPID -


TAGS: perseverence faith stubborn stupid hammy
Rating: 4.71/5

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Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 8:43 pm, #233286
And that kids, is why I became a***ual.
crankyhead - April 14, 2012, 8:31 pm, #233284
5BJ, you might want to see a doctor about that. =)
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 8:20 pm, #233283
Pfft, you've not seen my man-staff, pretty sure that it's just as furry as any goat!
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 7:19 pm, #233281
I will say yes to the mansaf, but the man-staff... sorry jammy... you're not exactly my type...not enough fur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2012, 3:42 pm, #233275
*man-staff. You want hammy to take your man-staff?
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 2:58 pm, #233274
Stop being fantastic and take my mansaf!
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 12:16 pm, #233270
thank you :)
godblesstx - April 14, 2012, 7:39 am, #233250
funny -
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 1:49 am, #233241
means a lot greens :D and yeah sure vundabar hehe *who is this guy ? *
LLmayhem - April 13, 2012, 11:18 pm, #233231
vundabar
Greeny - April 13, 2012, 7:32 pm, #233215
N1-fav'd


FAITH - is dead


TAGS: god faith
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by motinet

Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:07 pm, #163664
He who increases knowledge, increases sorrow... oh to be dumb, without thought, and full of faith again...simple times..
The Immortal - November 27, 2009, 2:58 pm, #140527
Im not a athiest or anything but... Hilarious. 5L. Instant fav. Good job.


People of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: -


TAGS: faith religion
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

Zeul - August 24, 2015, 9:52 pm, #262512
In a word ... Nice!!!
Oldsod - August 24, 2015, 6:33 pm, #262510
As a lapsed Baptist, I approve this message...
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:14 pm, #262500
And atheists take it a 5L step further claiming to know THE truth...teehee.
JesusWept - August 24, 2015, 12:02 pm, #262496
Real nice. L L L L L
GaryO - August 24, 2015, 11:11 am, #262495
I've always liked this joke. Made a poster on it too, a few yrs back. 5L
concern3 - August 24, 2015, 6:28 am, #262494
excellent work a 5er


A FAITHFUL FRIEND - Is Always Better Any Treasure of the World ... ... So Never Let Go Of Them


TAGS: faithful friend treasure world
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 20, 2012, 5:48 pm, #227841
Oh Dang! ... I only just realised I forgot *than* ... >_
crankyhead - January 20, 2012, 5:33 pm, #227839
Look Mooo+, just because I struggle with my weight doesn't give you free licence to call me "inflatable"... oh wait, I read that wrong, carry on. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 20, 2012, 10:02 am, #227799
the moderators aren't perfect (except Crankyhead, he's infallible and super ***y) Everyone makes mistakes, it's best to just roll with it.
axe11154 - January 20, 2012, 8:15 am, #227796
I like it but I sorta hate it when my poster is not poster for grammer. then some one elce with a similer mistake gets posted. I just dont get the mods
Rick69 - January 19, 2012, 2:20 pm, #227758
More gratitude... :)
maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 8:25 am, #227743
More Good Stuff !


FAITH VS. SCIENCE -




FAITH - There are consequences to the lack of it


TAGS: vader force choke faith sith
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Hallmar82

EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 10:56 pm, #234299
Threats can not make a believer.
falloutghoul - April 21, 2012, 11:21 am, #233634
I have yet to see them.
maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:30 am, #233583
Believe Me It's True.
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:13 pm, #233569
yes
Lavinator - April 19, 2012, 6:00 pm, #233552
Indeed!


THE UNIVERSE - 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Stars But Oh, Yeah...We're The Only Intelligent Life


TAGS: stars universe anti faith
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 9:38 am, #199957
spell check is your friend.
suenero - October 28, 2010, 9:28 am, #199956
Just found your poster. It is the very height of aggrorance to believe that the universe is only 6000 years old or that we are so special that a creator of the universe sent his to be killed by us. 5L's for making me smile.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:41 pm, #149779
Of course we are. The rest of the life out there is full of dumbf***s and dip****s. Hm. They have Republicans too? Odd. At any rate, we are the only Intelligent race because we have Motifake.com. We win.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:27 pm, #144169
"Every planet we reach is dead" - Gorillaz


HONESTY -




Truth Love Faithful Respect -


TAGS: truth love faithful respect words
Rating: 4.93/5

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rerun - May 25, 2013, 10:35 am, #246010

Once again, you have set the bar high.


LIFE LESSONS -


TAGS: leap of faith
Rating: 4.85/5

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IxLOVExYOU - April 23, 2011, 8:25 pm, #217177
excellent! 5Ls


FAITH - A man of faith is a pretty name for a gullible person.




DIRECTION - Don't worry brother, I've got your back, I'll take it from here!




CHANGE -


TAGS: life time day wish duty human nature world religion faith gandhi opinion
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by giulio

jetgod - September 15, 2009, 2:14 pm, #118060
Yeah but try researching the bio of Gandhi. Try his racist South African years for starters.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm, #99147
p.s.: mooblets!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm, #99146
Wow, Ghandi was an idiot. Obviously knew nothing of game theory.
Derek - July 23, 2009, 11:07 pm, #99132
Excellent quote. Another way of saying "avoid hypocrisy" :-)


COMPASSION -




INSANITY - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result... Or, Arguing anything that has to do with faith or religion on motifake.com


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics pelosi religion faith christianity athiest athiesm
Rating: 2.07/5

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agdaniele - May 27, 2009, 7:48 pm, #82517
Motifake is a party - a place to enjoy. And the only sure way to ruin a party is to bring up politics or religion.
Jmac0585 - May 27, 2009, 6:44 pm, #82501
Yes, a tunnel but I felt the point needed to be made. Sorry.


FAITH -


TAGS: leap of faith
Rating: 4.86/5

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LEAP OF FAITH -


TAGS: faith
Rating: 4.78/5

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You Don't Speak for God -


TAGS: faith based bigotry
Rating: 4.53/5

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rerun - July 22, 2013, 7:52 pm, #247994

EVERYBODY: STOP, NO MORE COMMENTS
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 22, 2013, 7:37 pm, #247993
You know you're not at politifake right?
MPsniper - July 22, 2013, 7:05 pm, #247992
*yawn*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 22, 2013, 6:16 pm, #247991
No they won't. It's only a fraction of the whole so there are plenty left to repopulate. In fact, anything that lowers population increase in humans is a good thing. extinction is coming for the narrow minded though.....
MPsniper - July 22, 2013, 4:54 pm, #247985
and they will become....extinct.
crankyhead - July 21, 2013, 12:15 pm, #247965
Some 1500 species on the planet exhibit homo***ual behavior, but only one species on the planet tries to use violence to prevent it. Tell me, which behavior is un-natural?
rerun - July 20, 2013, 9:32 pm, #247957

you are free to think whatever you want. You are not free to stir up crap on this web site. I am asking here for you to stop making comments like that here. I won't ask again.
MPsniper - July 20, 2013, 9:08 pm, #247955
i am proud to verbally oppose g a y marriage. i do not have to tolerate or accept what i know to be wrong and against nature.
rerun - July 19, 2013, 5:13 pm, #247922

I think that Politifake may be the best place for him & his views.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2013, 4:52 pm, #247921
You are an embarrassment to your military and the human race. Most likely in a state of denial.
MPsniper - July 19, 2013, 4:31 pm, #247916
dont ask dont tell should never have been repealed. g a y is like feces on the bottom of a shoe.
Silverheart - July 19, 2013, 4:07 pm, #247915
A closed mind suffocates. Closed-mindedness is the stench of death. If you don't like what you see, don't look away while I enjoy the view.
BobbEdwards - July 19, 2013, 10:12 am, #247912
That was for Rerun's take on the decor
GaryO - July 19, 2013, 10:05 am, #247911
well, I wouldn't know
BobbEdwards - July 19, 2013, 9:47 am, #247908
As opposed to "fruity"? ;-)
BobbEdwards - July 19, 2013, 9:45 am, #247907
I believe MP is one of the "Voices of Reason" over at Politifake...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2013, 8:14 am, #247904
Yeah, he does....the ugliest part. Enjoy the stone age MP.
rerun - July 19, 2013, 7:14 am, #247902

don't you represent a part of our military?
MPsniper - July 19, 2013, 5:16 am, #247901
g a y is the stench of death. it is wrong in every way.
BobbEdwards - July 18, 2013, 10:54 pm, #247896
Now this has been some enjoyable discourse :-)
falloutghoul - July 18, 2013, 10:09 pm, #247889
Moooo+17, I think you fell for a troll.
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 9:38 pm, #247881
I don’t judge folks by their produce. As far as I’m concerned, those are just best people……unfortunately…….they are dead……are we done here yet? Cause I’m starting to feel a bit weird….except for the thought of a damsels in dungeons video
rerun - July 18, 2013, 8:59 pm, #247880

On another note, anybody else notice all the fruit in the background? Now that is just g**.
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 8:42 pm, #247879
OK, now I need the video
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 8:18 pm, #247878
..own *** dungeon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 8:18 pm, #247877
I may have been a bit harsh in my reply, I was just so shocked that there are actually still people who have such a selfish and narrow minded view of the topic. And why should anyone give a **** about what 2 consenting adults do in the privacy of their..
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 8:07 pm, #247876
Well I really don’t give a rat’s pooper, but gotta say, the ones (two guys) we had next door were darn good neighbors, and they were pretty quiet, except for the occasional arguments……which were hilarious.
rerun - July 18, 2013, 7:56 pm, #247875

I really don't think it is our place to judge same *** couples. There is so much hate in the world I really don't care if homo***uals profess love for each other, more power to them.
Greeny - July 18, 2013, 7:46 pm, #247874
Once being g** is passé, the animals are next in line
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 6:49 pm, #247873
*quiet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 6:43 pm, #247872
Quit bigot. The adults are talking.
MPsniper - July 18, 2013, 6:21 pm, #247871
sorry, but g** is an abomination. wrong from every aspect.
robbidos - July 18, 2013, 5:17 pm, #247868
Idk, the dog in your imagination might turn out to be their dinner
Silverheart - July 18, 2013, 4:29 pm, #247867
If the vidoe does become available, I only hope it's as good as what I'm imagining! 5Ls
Reality Lord - July 18, 2013, 4:01 pm, #247865

oh you garyo...reading my mind again
PapaFox - July 18, 2013, 11:02 am, #247849
Definitely a 5L
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 9:53 am, #247847
Whatever. A movie of the honeymoon is available, perhaps?


YEAH, RIGHT -


TAGS: wedding dog faithful
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2010, 9:34 pm, #189818
Sorry but...tagged.
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 8:49 pm, #189808
TTH had a beautiful ceremony.


RELIGION -




LIFE -


TAGS: cancer life faith test curse
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 3:48 pm, #203323
..to be an individual, and most of my current work is about life and whatnot, stuff we can all relate to. so when you come here to have a laugh, leave the hate at the door.
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 3:45 pm, #203322
i may have started my motifaking based on religious and racial views. yet I have never had those beliefs I just used them because they distinguished me, if you check out my later posts you will see that I gave that up and decided that I don't need them..
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 3:36 pm, #203318
*religious Person.
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 3:36 pm, #203317
Dude I'm Not A Religious. All Religion Does Is Kill MY People.So Don't Judge Me, Because of My Race.And It Would Be Nice If You Dropped The Judgmental Tone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2010, 3:34 pm, #203316
HaHaha.....What book?...Hammy is a Muslim. (and a douche)(LMAO!!!)
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:31 pm, #203315
lol yeah right - try reading your own book. Original sin? Your book says you're cursed for 'being' alive.
Hawamleh - July 14, 2010, 3:19 pm, #184754
Too Bad..
forseti - July 13, 2010, 8:46 am, #184445
Faith in myself? Failed again... :/
Hawamleh - July 12, 2010, 7:34 pm, #184348
Yes It Does. :D
thatonechick - July 12, 2010, 4:03 pm, #184314
Does that make me a testee? Because life treats me like balls sometimes.
Hawamleh - July 12, 2010, 2:40 pm, #184307
Thanks Moo+ and Claire, Forsti, its not faith in God, But Faith In Yourself.
Claire - July 12, 2010, 1:15 pm, #184306
I normally don't like this type of poster, but this is very good. 5L
forseti - July 12, 2010, 12:27 pm, #184305
i failed. i'm an atheist. :/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 10:08 am, #184294
Nice one Hammy.....very deep. 5L


GOD -




LEAP OF FAITH -


TAGS: leape of faith is putting a motifake on the web for all to judge
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by livegrape

rerun - August 7, 2010, 10:54 pm, #188204

that may be a better place to land than the water
Sean - August 7, 2010, 9:10 pm, #188190
So ... uhm, yer saying then that dude should leap across the table to her chasm?
Reality Lord - August 7, 2010, 11:34 am, #188151

oh hell yah!!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 11:23 am, #188150
I like it!


FAITH - Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.


TAGS: faith monk
Rating: 4.36/5

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Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 6:54 am, #220472
post to moti-twist


FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD - That he gave his only begotten Son That whosoever believith in him should not perish, but have everlasting life


TAGS: faith
Rating: 2.67/5

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5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 3:56 pm, #203331
everyone knows Santa wants beer, pretzels, and p*** when he visits.
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:54 pm, #203329
And if you leave cookies out for santa he'll bring you that mazzarratti you always wanted too! No really! Try it!


Faith Healer -


TAGS: faith healer psychic wins lottery
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 10, 2014, 12:37 am, #254725
Or bookies betting on professional wrestling.


Leap Of Faith -




Darwin and his Award -


TAGS: darwin award snake faith
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - March 9, 2014, 12:09 am, #253500
Welcome back! And that's a 5
spacedog - March 8, 2014, 11:59 pm, #253499
Nice to see your long ears back in the land of motifakery. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 9:03 pm, #253496
Silly El-ahrairah......Don't pretend you don't know.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:58 pm, #253495
Uhm, wot's watership down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 8:40 pm, #253493
stymied by a few watership down references?!?...you've lost your edge Bunnyman.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:31 pm, #253492
That tears it ... Googling to do ... and not just obscure pr** terms this time.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:30 pm, #253491
Hmmm, still touchy about the whole "cow thing" I see.
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2014, 8:28 pm, #253489
The prince with a thousand enemies!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 8:27 pm, #253488
I am no more a cow than you are a rabbit.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:15 pm, #253485
Yeah. I'm no Christian, but I'm still pretty sure that the number has to be divisible by two.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:14 pm, #253484
Thanks Moooooooooooooooooooo. Hey, is it true that you're not really a cow? Either way, though, I'm not judging ...
Greeny - March 8, 2014, 8:08 pm, #253483
Five Fang holes... uh, wait
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 7:58 pm, #253482
El-ahrairah returns! Good to see you old friend. 5L


God's Plan -




THE CONUNDRUM -


TAGS: life question faith void defeat
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:36 am, #253074
OMG! You two are a riot! X-D
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 1:05 pm, #252644
Those hazmat puusssies…heh, they didn’t even need a match..…..looks like the cops are onto my ploy. Got weary of scaring small children and old men anyway. OK, I declare it to be laundry day…now where is that woman.
lgvernon - February 2, 2014, 12:46 pm, #252643

The EPA stopped by and burned all your pants...Hazardous waste and all that...Besides, according to you, unlike GULLIVER, you haven't been using them.BTW, just an FYI, it is incredibly difficult to take a nekkid person into custody. Just so you know.
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 12:30 pm, #252642
Now, where’s my pants, I’ve got to the bathroom (makes no sense at all)
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 12:28 pm, #252641
Vernon, it has been said that one actually has to have pants on in order to take them off…………my immediate enigma is trying to figger out how you got so old, bein’ the dull crayon an’ all. Please do yer best to keep pace.
lgvernon - February 2, 2014, 12:46 am, #252635

Are you telling us all that you take your pants off at the urinal? How many times have you been arrested? Or beaten to a pulp? The two are sometimes not mutually exclusive, but for the purposes of this discussion...
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 10:33 pm, #252631
Now you wimin, you guys tend to hide, hide what you don’t got in the first place. Sittin’ there in yer private booths, bein’ all careful and quiet. And that’s why wimin are cats and men are dawgs.
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 10:32 pm, #252630
Uh, Vernon, can’t be helped. Men have a habit of comparing ‘things’…. since birth. That’s why there are urinals.
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 10:12 pm, #252628

Hmmm~~I suppose I must bow to your OBVIOUSLY superior knowledge about whether men (other than yourself, of course) are wearing pants. You must have A LOT of experience.~~;)
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 12:12 am, #252595
Well Vernon, I beg to differ. It appears the lilliputz took his fancy bloomers off and tied him up with ‘em. THAT…is all. Whew, tired now. Somebody fetch me mah slippers….and pants.
lgvernon - January 31, 2014, 11:15 am, #252565

Hey~~Trained Observers~~Compare the color of his face with the color of his pants. He's wearin' pants with a floral pattern down the sides. It's Gulliver, you dimmies!! Gulliver in Liliput. And he would never go without pants. That is all~~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 11:03 am, #252563
That's what I thought, too! Also looks like he has a floral looking guarder belt. X-D
lgvernon - January 30, 2014, 8:44 pm, #252553

Well, I soitenly hope so...
GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:42 pm, #252552
Vernon. Does….yer guy there……have……no pants on?


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EmilioDumphque - September 4, 2014, 12:49 am, #256553
You don't see bookies taking bets on professional wrestling either.
ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:20 pm, #256525
Nice commentary, buddy!
GaryO - September 1, 2014, 8:41 am, #256523
5 points, Uggy. Psychics and faith healers, zero. I always wanted that faith healer job; Hundreds of diseased nincompoops line up for you to head slap ‘em. And they’re so happy about it, they pay you. win win


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Sho - August 13, 2012, 2:29 am, #238361
Oh you made something. Don't really see the connection between your caption and picture. 2L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2012, 8:10 am, #237696
Not funny or demotivational. 1L
RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 1:59 am, #237685
Brevity is the soul of wit. Show some, and be rewarded.
RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 1:58 am, #237684
No, I consider criticizing anything that is bad as my God-given right as a thing with eyes, ears, a BRAIN, and a VOICE.
motifayk - July 22, 2012, 2:42 am, #237510
An honest opinion, why don't you do a RealityCheck on what internet is before you walk in and comment about short captions on everything. Your check's are a bit off the mark. I liked this poster though.
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 4:16 pm, #237270
Ah, cheese. Your other comments make complete sense now. Nice 2L poster, BTW
rerun - July 14, 2012, 10:45 am, #237247

So Realitycheck, you submit this thoughtless motifake (your only submission) and feel like this give you license to critique somebody else? At least they put thought into what they make, this is rather droll in comparison.
rerun - July 13, 2012, 8:00 pm, #237235

TSDNR
Vinxman - July 13, 2012, 9:24 am, #237217
Kneel before the cheese or face Edam-nation.
falloutghoul - July 12, 2012, 2:55 pm, #237196
Kneel before Gouda!


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SYMPATHY - guess who gets more of it




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Rating: 3.07/5

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javalord32 - July 8, 2010, 10:56 am, #183699
alas it is true
rerun - June 28, 2010, 7:57 pm, #182355

i bet they bare one in the same......all remember naru. nuff said
thatonechick - June 28, 2010, 11:46 am, #182275
And sorry, javalord, it I didn't ban your username, but your IP had to be banned from Mr. Greasyman there.
thatonechick - June 28, 2010, 11:45 am, #182274
We don't tell people to go die. Please come back in a week.
thatonechick - June 28, 2010, 11:44 am, #182273
OOOH, banned. Good bye.
thatonechick - June 28, 2010, 11:44 am, #182272
Good timing, I have the ban list open in another tab here. So, please note that sort of language and personal attacks aren't allowed here on motifake.
javalord32 - June 28, 2010, 11:43 am, #182271
*doing
greasyjizzball - June 28, 2010, 11:43 am, #182270
wow, lol. im sitting right next to the guy who made this poster. i was joking. go die and learn to spell.
javalord32 - June 28, 2010, 11:43 am, #182269
no it was an idiot friend of mine just razzin me for ding it
thatonechick - June 28, 2010, 11:41 am, #182268
What's funny is that he created the poster. See the aliases? ...Do I ban it for attacking itself in a personal manner? I'm confused.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 11:38 am, #182266
*site*
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 11:37 am, #182265
4 minutes on the ste and already a full timmy eh jizzball!
greasyjizzball - June 28, 2010, 11:33 am, #182261
thsi is the g**est picture i have ever seen, u are a f***ing faggot.


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Krustbag - September 20, 2014, 2:31 am, #256775
Really only one lion? Please elaborate.


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Derek - August 14, 2009, 10:52 pm, #108573
Ahem... We need to get rid of that bit of ourselves that convinces us it's right to do things that are inhumane. Scientists and atheists still have faith - but in the verifiable, the repeatable.


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