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Faith Demotivational Poster

FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions

TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!

People of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: -

TAGS: faith religion
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 4:32 pm
@ nobodyofdistinction - Atheists claim that truth is that god does not exist. Agnostics say they do not know the truth about God. Whatever your faith believe strongly and live accordingly God the Creator like the passionately wrong more than meh.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:08 pm
MissPriss no you idiot atheists are the only ones NOT claiming to know THE truth. All the faiths claim to be the custodians of the truth and an atheist is someone who says bullcrap you know nothing.
Zeul - August 24, 2015, 9:52 pm
In a word ... Nice!!!
Oldsod - August 24, 2015, 6:33 pm
As a lapsed Baptist, I approve this message...
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:14 pm
And atheists take it a 5L step further claiming to know THE truth...teehee.
JesusWept - August 24, 2015, 12:02 pm
Real nice. L L L L L
GaryO - August 24, 2015, 11:11 am
I've always liked this joke. Made a poster on it too, a few yrs back. 5L
concern3 - August 24, 2015, 6:28 am
excellent work a 5er



TAGS: faith believe doubt
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Sho

EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:22 am
Too - frickin' - perfect!
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:52 pm
Agreed. Free "Kool-Aid" for everyone!
Sho - July 27, 2012, 7:26 pm
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:11 pm
Hmmm, microwave…Fusion Activated Intensifies Thermal Heat…yup…..I believe
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:10 pm
Ah yes, faith. I know that one, and so does anyone that lives on the north Oregon coast…..I believe there really is a sun, and it dwells above the clouds, although I’ve never actually seen it…..I’ve taught my sons to also believe.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:36 pm
well played...
CloudchaserS - July 26, 2012, 11:17 pm
I believe there is a God and I think it's a horribly bad idea for one to just take some holy man's word for it without questioning what they say. Preachers intolerant of questions is a warning sign of a cult.
Sho - July 26, 2012, 11:08 pm
Ok. Will be my first post there lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2012, 11:04 pm
Yes, please do.5
spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:36 pm
Haha! 5weet. I believe... you should put this on religifake.

DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)

TAGS: do it yourself god jesus faith project cross
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Sean - November 22, 2010, 3:25 pm
And in the final panel, it looks like he's just popped a cross shaped ... well, you know?!
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:51 pm
If you're lugging that book around and following it by rote, yeah - it fits. Lugging the means of your own demise around to hinder your progress. It fits.
Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:06 pm
What looks like a forced march to your own crucifixion might somehow be in your best interests, but you just can't see it.
twihater2 - March 12, 2010, 11:19 am
Not about thinkers being alone, or about control. Its about accepting that His plan for us might not be pleasant always, but there is a purpose to all things that sometimes we are too shortsighted to see. Making it easier now might make it hard later.
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:58 am
Fortuneatly, what are the odds you'll be meandering around the grand canyon carrying a cross?
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:16 pm
Ummmm, have you ever been to church? That is the central message of all major religions! "Do what we say that the bible/koran/etc. says and don't question us. ever. for any reason.
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:09 pm
Oh, I get it. God wants you to suffer without knowing why. And the person who thinks for themselves and tries to better their lives, will be punished and left alone. What a wonderful message.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
And why is it shaped like a crass anyways if all you need is a plank? Are they planning on crucufying someone later? I'd say that the poster advocates poor carpentry practices. The Christians I know are way smarter than that.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:06 pm
So why did those selfish bastards ahead of him refuse to let him walk across one of theirs? It's called sharing. This poster is viciously anti-christian, and that's jsut plain wrong.
Chopperliscious - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm
I like the way he has managed to motifake a Christian message, without p***erting it, yet still making it work. I give it five for that alone. I will also give five to the person who CAN p***ert it (WITHOUT tunneling). How about - p***-Bear meets Jesus?
Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 11:30 am
Don't know where this come from but, 5/5, brother.
aerofiend - November 13, 2009, 11:20 am
This is the second of these comics that I have seen here, and I swear to you they've made more sense than every sermon that I've ever been to. Thanks mate.

TRUE FRIENDSHIP - Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends. John 15:13

TAGS: faith
Rating: 3.88/5

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sureok - June 28, 2012, 11:06 am
And it doesn't even mean death either....indeed CoudschaserS, a good saying to say the least.
sureok - June 28, 2012, 11:01 am
Very true! Good thing Jesus was the first one to mention it!!
CloudchaserS - June 27, 2012, 10:38 am
The great thing about that saying is that it's true no matter what faith one believes in.

FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut

TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

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Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...

FAITH - Having faith is a good thing but following someone BLINDLY, might just be the worst mistake of your life.

TAGS: faith follower fail
Rating: 4.79/5

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pratham - December 31, 2011, 4:57 am
@mariand Thanks.
KoU - December 29, 2011, 10:45 am
As my mon tell me F**k yourselft xD
mariand - December 29, 2011, 4:10 am
well said


TAGS: religions faith indoctrination god atheism
Rating: 4/5

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Hawamleh - July 22, 2011, 7:54 pm
Verdeckt - July 22, 2011, 7:21 am
5weet pic


TAGS: love loyalty faith
Rating: 4.92/5

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Sean - May 12, 2011, 9:07 pm
Amen, plutopooch. His only crime: he loved too much. Take 'er eeeesse, space.
spacedog - May 12, 2011, 7:33 pm
Aggy was one of the best.
spacedog - November 30, 2010, 5:26 pm

TRUST - Equal parts faith and hope that the universe is not about to screw you over.

HEAVEN - Only the faithful, or willing future heart patients get to experience it.

LOGIC - God created it, so God can hack it on it's basics. Problem? The Big Boss asked us just blind faith, not brain efforts!

TAGS: god trinity logic faith religion
Rating: 3.73/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:35 am
Makes sense to me.


TAGS: perseverence faith stubborn stupid hammy
Rating: 4.71/5

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Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 8:43 pm
And that kids, is why I became a***ual.
crankyhead - April 14, 2012, 8:31 pm
5BJ, you might want to see a doctor about that. =)
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 8:20 pm
Pfft, you've not seen my man-staff, pretty sure that it's just as furry as any goat!
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 7:19 pm
I will say yes to the mansaf, but the man-staff... sorry jammy... you're not exactly my type...not enough fur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2012, 3:42 pm
*man-staff. You want hammy to take your man-staff?
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 2:58 pm
Stop being fantastic and take my mansaf!
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 12:16 pm
thank you :)
godblesstx - April 14, 2012, 7:39 am
funny -
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 1:49 am
means a lot greens :D and yeah sure vundabar hehe *who is this guy ? *
LLmayhem - April 13, 2012, 11:18 pm
Greeny - April 13, 2012, 7:32 pm

FAITH - is dead

TAGS: god faith
Rating: 3.82/5

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Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:07 pm
He who increases knowledge, increases sorrow... oh to be dumb, without thought, and full of faith again...simple times..
The Immortal - November 27, 2009, 2:58 pm
Im not a athiest or anything but... Hilarious. 5L. Instant fav. Good job.

A FAITHFUL FRIEND - Is Always Better Any Treasure of the World ... ... So Never Let Go Of Them

TAGS: faithful friend treasure world
Rating: 4.26/5

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Rick69 - January 20, 2012, 5:48 pm
Oh Dang! ... I only just realised I forgot *than* ... >_
crankyhead - January 20, 2012, 5:33 pm
Look Mooo+, just because I struggle with my weight doesn't give you free licence to call me "inflatable"... oh wait, I read that wrong, carry on. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 20, 2012, 10:02 am
the moderators aren't perfect (except Crankyhead, he's infallible and super ***y) Everyone makes mistakes, it's best to just roll with it.
axe11154 - January 20, 2012, 8:15 am
I like it but I sorta hate it when my poster is not poster for grammer. then some one elce with a similer mistake gets posted. I just dont get the mods
Rick69 - January 19, 2012, 2:20 pm
More gratitude... :)
maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 8:25 am
More Good Stuff !


TAGS: life time day wish duty human nature world religion faith gandhi opinion
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by giulio

jetgod - September 15, 2009, 2:14 pm
Yeah but try researching the bio of Gandhi. Try his racist South African years for starters.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
p.s.: mooblets!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
Wow, Ghandi was an idiot. Obviously knew nothing of game theory.
Derek - July 23, 2009, 11:07 pm
Excellent quote. Another way of saying "avoid hypocrisy" :-)


Truth Love Faithful Respect -

TAGS: truth love faithful respect words
Rating: 4.93/5

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rerun - May 25, 2013, 10:35 am

Once again, you have set the bar high.

FAITH - There are consequences to the lack of it

TAGS: vader force choke faith sith
Rating: 3.9/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 10:56 pm
Threats can not make a believer.
falloutghoul - April 21, 2012, 11:21 am
I have yet to see them.
maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:30 am
Believe Me It's True.
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:13 pm
Lavinator - April 19, 2012, 6:00 pm

THE UNIVERSE - 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Stars But Oh, Yeah...We're The Only Intelligent Life

TAGS: stars universe anti faith
Rating: 3.85/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 9:38 am
spell check is your friend.
suenero - October 28, 2010, 9:28 am
Just found your poster. It is the very height of aggrorance to believe that the universe is only 6000 years old or that we are so special that a creator of the universe sent his to be killed by us. 5L's for making me smile.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:41 pm
Of course we are. The rest of the life out there is full of dumbf***s and dip****s. Hm. They have Republicans too? Odd. At any rate, we are the only Intelligent race because we have Motifake.com. We win.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:27 pm
"Every planet we reach is dead" - Gorillaz



TAGS: leap of faith
Rating: 4.85/5

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IxLOVExYOU - April 23, 2011, 8:25 pm
excellent! 5Ls

FAITH - A man of faith is a pretty name for a gullible person.

DIRECTION - Don't worry brother, I've got your back, I'll take it from here!


INSANITY - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result... Or, Arguing anything that has to do with faith or religion on motifake.com

TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics pelosi religion faith christianity athiest athiesm
Rating: 2.07/5

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agdaniele - May 27, 2009, 7:48 pm
Motifake is a party - a place to enjoy. And the only sure way to ruin a party is to bring up politics or religion.
Jmac0585 - May 27, 2009, 6:44 pm
Yes, a tunnel but I felt the point needed to be made. Sorry.


TAGS: leap of faith
Rating: 4.86/5

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You Don't Speak for God -

TAGS: faith based bigotry
Rating: 4.53/5

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rerun - July 22, 2013, 7:52 pm

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 22, 2013, 7:37 pm
You know you're not at politifake right?
MPsniper - July 22, 2013, 7:05 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 22, 2013, 6:16 pm
No they won't. It's only a fraction of the whole so there are plenty left to repopulate. In fact, anything that lowers population increase in humans is a good thing. extinction is coming for the narrow minded though.....
MPsniper - July 22, 2013, 4:54 pm
and they will become....extinct.
crankyhead - July 21, 2013, 12:15 pm
Some 1500 species on the planet exhibit homo***ual behavior, but only one species on the planet tries to use violence to prevent it. Tell me, which behavior is un-natural?
rerun - July 20, 2013, 9:32 pm

you are free to think whatever you want. You are not free to stir up crap on this web site. I am asking here for you to stop making comments like that here. I won't ask again.
MPsniper - July 20, 2013, 9:08 pm
i am proud to verbally oppose g a y marriage. i do not have to tolerate or accept what i know to be wrong and against nature.
rerun - July 19, 2013, 5:13 pm

I think that Politifake may be the best place for him & his views.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2013, 4:52 pm
You are an embarrassment to your military and the human race. Most likely in a state of denial.
MPsniper - July 19, 2013, 4:31 pm
dont ask dont tell should never have been repealed. g a y is like feces on the bottom of a shoe.
Silverheart - July 19, 2013, 4:07 pm
A closed mind suffocates. Closed-mindedness is the stench of death. If you don't like what you see, don't look away while I enjoy the view.
BobbEdwards - July 19, 2013, 10:12 am
That was for Rerun's take on the decor
GaryO - July 19, 2013, 10:05 am
well, I wouldn't know
BobbEdwards - July 19, 2013, 9:47 am
As opposed to "fruity"? ;-)
BobbEdwards - July 19, 2013, 9:45 am
I believe MP is one of the "Voices of Reason" over at Politifake...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2013, 8:14 am
Yeah, he does....the ugliest part. Enjoy the stone age MP.
rerun - July 19, 2013, 7:14 am

don't you represent a part of our military?
MPsniper - July 19, 2013, 5:16 am
g a y is the stench of death. it is wrong in every way.
BobbEdwards - July 18, 2013, 10:54 pm
Now this has been some enjoyable discourse :-)
falloutghoul - July 18, 2013, 10:09 pm
Moooo+17, I think you fell for a troll.
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 9:38 pm
I don’t judge folks by their produce. As far as I’m concerned, those are just best people……unfortunately…….they are dead……are we done here yet? Cause I’m starting to feel a bit weird….except for the thought of a damsels in dungeons video
rerun - July 18, 2013, 8:59 pm

On another note, anybody else notice all the fruit in the background? Now that is just g**.
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 8:42 pm
OK, now I need the video
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 8:18 pm
..own *** dungeon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 8:18 pm
I may have been a bit harsh in my reply, I was just so shocked that there are actually still people who have such a selfish and narrow minded view of the topic. And why should anyone give a **** about what 2 consenting adults do in the privacy of their..
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 8:07 pm
Well I really don’t give a rat’s pooper, but gotta say, the ones (two guys) we had next door were darn good neighbors, and they were pretty quiet, except for the occasional arguments……which were hilarious.
rerun - July 18, 2013, 7:56 pm

I really don't think it is our place to judge same *** couples. There is so much hate in the world I really don't care if homo***uals profess love for each other, more power to them.
Greeny - July 18, 2013, 7:46 pm
Once being g** is passé, the animals are next in line
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 6:49 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 6:43 pm
Quit bigot. The adults are talking.
MPsniper - July 18, 2013, 6:21 pm
sorry, but g** is an abomination. wrong from every aspect.
robbidos - July 18, 2013, 5:17 pm
Idk, the dog in your imagination might turn out to be their dinner
Silverheart - July 18, 2013, 4:29 pm
If the vidoe does become available, I only hope it's as good as what I'm imagining! 5Ls
Reality Lord - July 18, 2013, 4:01 pm

oh you garyo...reading my mind again
PapaFox - July 18, 2013, 11:02 am
Definitely a 5L
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 9:53 am
Whatever. A movie of the honeymoon is available, perhaps?


TAGS: wedding dog faithful
Rating: 4.14/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2010, 9:34 pm
Sorry but...tagged.
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 8:49 pm
TTH had a beautiful ceremony.



TAGS: cancer life faith test curse
Rating: 3.67/5

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Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 3:48 pm
..to be an individual, and most of my current work is about life and whatnot, stuff we can all relate to. so when you come here to have a laugh, leave the hate at the door.
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 3:45 pm
i may have started my motifaking based on religious and racial views. yet I have never had those beliefs I just used them because they distinguished me, if you check out my later posts you will see that I gave that up and decided that I don't need them..
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 3:36 pm
*religious Person.
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 3:36 pm
Dude I'm Not A Religious. All Religion Does Is Kill MY People.So Don't Judge Me, Because of My Race.And It Would Be Nice If You Dropped The Judgmental Tone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2010, 3:34 pm
HaHaha.....What book?...Hammy is a Muslim. (and a douche)(LMAO!!!)
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:31 pm
lol yeah right - try reading your own book. Original sin? Your book says you're cursed for 'being' alive.
Hawamleh - July 14, 2010, 3:19 pm
Too Bad..
forseti - July 13, 2010, 8:46 am
Faith in myself? Failed again... :/
Hawamleh - July 12, 2010, 7:34 pm
Yes It Does. :D
thatonechick - July 12, 2010, 4:03 pm
Does that make me a testee? Because life treats me like balls sometimes.
Hawamleh - July 12, 2010, 2:40 pm
Thanks Moo+ and Claire, Forsti, its not faith in God, But Faith In Yourself.
Claire - July 12, 2010, 1:15 pm
I normally don't like this type of poster, but this is very good. 5L
forseti - July 12, 2010, 12:27 pm
i failed. i'm an atheist. :/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 10:08 am
Nice one Hammy.....very deep. 5L



TAGS: leape of faith is putting a motifake on the web for all to judge
Rating: 4.64/5

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rerun - August 7, 2010, 10:54 pm

that may be a better place to land than the water
Sean - August 7, 2010, 9:10 pm
So ... uhm, yer saying then that dude should leap across the table to her chasm?
Reality Lord - August 7, 2010, 11:34 am

oh hell yah!!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 11:23 am
I like it!

FAITH - Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.

TAGS: faith monk
Rating: 4.36/5

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Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 6:54 am
post to moti-twist

FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD - That he gave his only begotten Son That whosoever believith in him should not perish, but have everlasting life

TAGS: faith
Rating: 2.67/5

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5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 3:56 pm
everyone knows Santa wants beer, pretzels, and p*** when he visits.
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:54 pm
And if you leave cookies out for santa he'll bring you that mazzarratti you always wanted too! No really! Try it!

Faith Healer -

TAGS: faith healer psychic wins lottery
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 10, 2014, 12:37 am
Or bookies betting on professional wrestling.

Leap Of Faith -

Darwin and his Award -

TAGS: darwin award snake faith
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - March 9, 2014, 12:09 am
Welcome back! And that's a 5
spacedog - March 8, 2014, 11:59 pm
Nice to see your long ears back in the land of motifakery. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 9:03 pm
Silly El-ahrairah......Don't pretend you don't know.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:58 pm
Uhm, wot's watership down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 8:40 pm
stymied by a few watership down references?!?...you've lost your edge Bunnyman.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:31 pm
That tears it ... Googling to do ... and not just obscure pr** terms this time.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:30 pm
Hmmm, still touchy about the whole "cow thing" I see.
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2014, 8:28 pm
The prince with a thousand enemies!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 8:27 pm
I am no more a cow than you are a rabbit.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:15 pm
Yeah. I'm no Christian, but I'm still pretty sure that the number has to be divisible by two.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:14 pm
Thanks Moooooooooooooooooooo. Hey, is it true that you're not really a cow? Either way, though, I'm not judging ...
Greeny - March 8, 2014, 8:08 pm
Five Fang holes... uh, wait
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 7:58 pm
El-ahrairah returns! Good to see you old friend. 5L

God's Plan -


TAGS: life question faith void defeat
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:36 am
OMG! You two are a riot! X-D
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 1:05 pm
Those hazmat puusssies…heh, they didn’t even need a match..…..looks like the cops are onto my ploy. Got weary of scaring small children and old men anyway. OK, I declare it to be laundry day…now where is that woman.
lgvernon - February 2, 2014, 12:46 pm

The EPA stopped by and burned all your pants...Hazardous waste and all that...Besides, according to you, unlike GULLIVER, you haven't been using them.BTW, just an FYI, it is incredibly difficult to take a nekkid person into custody. Just so you know.
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 12:30 pm
Now, where’s my pants, I’ve got to the bathroom (makes no sense at all)
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 12:28 pm
Vernon, it has been said that one actually has to have pants on in order to take them off…………my immediate enigma is trying to figger out how you got so old, bein’ the dull crayon an’ all. Please do yer best to keep pace.
lgvernon - February 2, 2014, 12:46 am

Are you telling us all that you take your pants off at the urinal? How many times have you been arrested? Or beaten to a pulp? The two are sometimes not mutually exclusive, but for the purposes of this discussion...
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 10:33 pm
Now you wimin, you guys tend to hide, hide what you don’t got in the first place. Sittin’ there in yer private booths, bein’ all careful and quiet. And that’s why wimin are cats and men are dawgs.
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 10:32 pm
Uh, Vernon, can’t be helped. Men have a habit of comparing ‘things’…. since birth. That’s why there are urinals.
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 10:12 pm

Hmmm~~I suppose I must bow to your OBVIOUSLY superior knowledge about whether men (other than yourself, of course) are wearing pants. You must have A LOT of experience.~~;)
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 12:12 am
Well Vernon, I beg to differ. It appears the lilliputz took his fancy bloomers off and tied him up with ‘em. THAT…is all. Whew, tired now. Somebody fetch me mah slippers….and pants.
lgvernon - January 31, 2014, 11:15 am

Hey~~Trained Observers~~Compare the color of his face with the color of his pants. He's wearin' pants with a floral pattern down the sides. It's Gulliver, you dimmies!! Gulliver in Liliput. And he would never go without pants. That is all~~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 11:03 am
That's what I thought, too! Also looks like he has a floral looking guarder belt. X-D
lgvernon - January 30, 2014, 8:44 pm

Well, I soitenly hope so...
GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:42 pm
Vernon. Does….yer guy there……have……no pants on?

what you don't see can kill you -

TAGS: faith healer
Rating: 4.71/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 4, 2014, 12:49 am
You don't see bookies taking bets on professional wrestling either.
ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:20 pm
Nice commentary, buddy!
GaryO - September 1, 2014, 8:41 am
5 points, Uggy. Psychics and faith healers, zero. I always wanted that faith healer job; Hundreds of diseased nincompoops line up for you to head slap ‘em. And they’re so happy about it, they pay you. win win




TAGS: men faithful
Rating: 4.38/5

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FAITH - What you believe in matters a little bit more than how much you believe.

TAGS: faith belief reason
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by RealityCheck

Sho - August 13, 2012, 2:29 am
Oh you made something. Don't really see the connection between your caption and picture. 2L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2012, 8:10 am
Not funny or demotivational. 1L
RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 1:59 am
Brevity is the soul of wit. Show some, and be rewarded.
RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 1:58 am
No, I consider criticizing anything that is bad as my God-given right as a thing with eyes, ears, a BRAIN, and a VOICE.
motifayk - July 22, 2012, 2:42 am
An honest opinion, why don't you do a RealityCheck on what internet is before you walk in and comment about short captions on everything. Your check's are a bit off the mark. I liked this poster though.
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 4:16 pm
Ah, cheese. Your other comments make complete sense now. Nice 2L poster, BTW
rerun - July 14, 2012, 10:45 am

So Realitycheck, you submit this thoughtless motifake (your only submission) and feel like this give you license to critique somebody else? At least they put thought into what they make, this is rather droll in comparison.
rerun - July 13, 2012, 8:00 pm

Vinxman - July 13, 2012, 9:24 am
Kneel before the cheese or face Edam-nation.
falloutghoul - July 12, 2012, 2:55 pm
Kneel before Gouda!

FAITH - Gets me elected. Thank god for the ignorance of those that disregard their god given intellect .



SYMPATHY - guess who gets more of it

I FIND YOUR LACK OF A - Girlfriend Disturbing

TAGS: faith vader lack
Rating: 3.07/5

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javalord32 - July 8, 2010, 10:56 am
alas it is true
rerun - June 28, 2010, 7:57 pm

i bet they bare one in the same......all remember naru. nuff said
thatonechick - June 28, 2010, 11:46 am
And sorry, javalord, it I didn't ban your username, but your IP had to be banned from Mr. Greasyman there.
thatonechick - June 28, 2010, 11:45 am
We don't tell people to go die. Please come back in a week.
thatonechick - June 28, 2010, 11:44 am
OOOH, banned. Good bye.
thatonechick - June 28, 2010, 11:44 am
Good timing, I have the ban list open in another tab here. So, please note that sort of language and personal attacks aren't allowed here on motifake.
javalord32 - June 28, 2010, 11:43 am
greasyjizzball - June 28, 2010, 11:43 am
wow, lol. im sitting right next to the guy who made this poster. i was joking. go die and learn to spell.
javalord32 - June 28, 2010, 11:43 am
no it was an idiot friend of mine just razzin me for ding it
thatonechick - June 28, 2010, 11:41 am
What's funny is that he created the poster. See the aliases? ...Do I ban it for attacking itself in a personal manner? I'm confused.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 11:38 am
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 11:37 am
4 minutes on the ste and already a full timmy eh jizzball!
greasyjizzball - June 28, 2010, 11:33 am
thsi is the g**est picture i have ever seen, u are a f***ing faggot.

Faith -

TAGS: faith lamb of god song
Rating: 3/5

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Krustbag - September 20, 2014, 2:31 am
Really only one lion? Please elaborate.



TAGS: life time human nature need religion atheism inside intel logic reason good evil faith spiritual joke fake logo
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by giulio

Derek - August 14, 2009, 10:52 pm
Ahem... We need to get rid of that bit of ourselves that convinces us it's right to do things that are inhumane. Scientists and atheists still have faith - but in the verifiable, the repeatable.

THE "ROD GOD" - When faith and prayer doesn't work

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TAGS: faith
Rating: 2.22/5

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